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one of the coolest things i have ever seen.
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posted by driller. @ 12:21 AM 4 comments

Aminal

what kind of animal are you? I'm a lion.

Animal Quiz

posted by driller. @ 1:59 AM 13 comments

Halloween Banana Time

I need a costume idea, and it must be sweet. I just ate a banana in the dark. Bad idea. You know those nasty brown spots. I didn't eat one, but I ate something worse, it was like scaly and, well, brown. It was thick and -make me barf- tasting. It ruined my banana time. I don't want to be banana for Halloween.

I think I'll freewrite something.. All lapses in diction, syntax, bla, and makesensory are to be expected. I'm going to write this fast.

I would like to try some nutmeg right now, I forget were it comes from or what it tastes like. Eating it would solve one of these problems. I want pumpkin pie, I think there is probably nutmeg in that and its good. So about Halloween, boooooo. Ummmm nurrrrrr, um blsdds. Im tired and tired. To much rocking and not enough rocking. If I had a beard I would condition it lots and lots, then blowdry it, and comb it. Do you think anyone makes a beardcap like a showercap for a beard? I suppose it would only be necessary for permed beards or something like that. latermmmm, to the moooooon!

posted by driller. @ 1:19 AM 1 comments

But I must, musk...
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posted by driller. @ 11:23 PM 9 comments

Ankle Weights

I am sitting at home, kicking it, softly, so here.
the death cab show just started.
Im not there.
Im listening to them.
I should be there.
Its sad.

Instead Im sitting at home cleaning things and wearing ankle weights.
now they are probably going to break up or something stupid.
At least my legs are going to be the better for it.

posted by driller. @ 6:30 PM 6 comments

check it, check it check it.. check it, it... check, it..
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posted by driller. @ 11:32 PM 2 comments

George Bush makes me mad and sad. He'd be better off calling in sick to the debates.... He's the better man, but a terrible speaker, and has a slow wit...its undeniable... the fact remains, however, that id rather vote for the fool with good intentions than the evil genius.....

p.s. i respect John Kerry for his ability to keep his religious agendas out of legislation, or at least his claim that he would.... if you write religious beliefs into legislation, you are forcing it upon everyone...thats not right.

posted by Tom @ 10:52 PM 3 comments

you know, ive found many of these rediculous blogs now, and ive found five things that they all have in common, and before i divulge what these five things are, id like you all to know that i totally sense a huge conspiracy. its like the blog matrix. they are just manufactured blogs to make us all think that there are tons of blogs and that blogging is cool. anyways, the five things are as follows:
1) they are all full of redorkulous spellings and stupid made up words
Example (this was taken from the latest of what i like to call "Matrix Blogs")
"watchh yourr hands=/watchh yourr hands=/watchh yourr hands=/.............wait, what?????

Good lord..........it gets scarier all the time...that (above) is not what was in the blog, it just said that when i tried to copy and paste from the blog.......i want my mommy......

well, the evil matrix foiled my first example....

2) they all have lots of pink in them (pink backgrounds with hearts and whatnot)

3) they all have really lame (to the point of absolutely creepy) background music, always some sappy piano and violin duo

4) they all have really dumb phrases on them that are supposed to be inspirational, but only seem meaningful to 400lb white trash women...examples: "some people come into our lives and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never the same" and "you love simply because you cannot help it" (what?) and "some things in life are worth waiting for... even if it means waiting forever"

5) (this is the main reason i suspect a conspiracy/ the matrix)... for some extremely strange reason that makes no sense, on every one of these blogs, the alleged "blogger" is always complaining about exams, not tests, not finals, not quizzes, EXAMS. i think ive found the flaw in the matrix.........

please observe, for yourself, the latest MatrixBlog...

http://l0ved-.blogspot.com/

posted by Tom @ 10:52 PM 4 comments

here is the picture of adam you all wanted, naturally a dork, thats what our family does best.
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posted by driller. @ 1:05 AM 4 comments

even our dog is a dork. was a dork. F, sadface frown whistle again.
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posted by driller. @ 1:04 AM 1 comments

Shuhboop.

as much as I dislike the movie Mean Girls, I think everyone needs to watch it and learn a lesson. Stop the gossip, stop the slander, and most of all, quit being bitches. i declare that this blog will not harbor any abusive language towards anyone, unless, someone is hard out of line and has directly effected the writer. Im sick of everyone being mean, sadface, frown whistle.

posted by driller. @ 12:20 AM 11 comments

hey davey! 'member that one guy at Ernie's who was watching the Twins' game and no matter what emotion he was feeling at the time, he would always express it with the same words: "ahhhhhhh shit" and he would just change the tone for whatever emotion he felt? yeah, i remember him too, and 'member how i said i bet his friends call him "Jonesy"..... he was cool.

posted by Tom @ 1:37 AM 2 comments

Dancers are creepy

so its real late, and im clicking the "next blog" button up in the top right corner of the screen, and at about the 12th one, i begin to look at this strange blog, and quickly realize that something is terribly wrong. either i am up WAY too late, or this blog is really creepy. seriously, it seems normal at first, but just read some of this stuff. i am really getting weirded out right now......ive been awake for 20 hours straight, and then this dancer girl is all up in my face bout dancin. whats going on.... uhhhhhhh. really tho, dont even bother going to this blog if you dont plan on reading the deranged and demented things that this dancer types..... i get the feeling that she has no friends, and the blog is just a ploy for her to act like she has friends...... and whats with all the weird spellings of words, i would like to know where she lives, so i could know where people use lingo like that...id get a bomb and blow up it. remember, its real late right now, so if this is incoherent, good.
http://endlessdreams9516.blogspot.com/ <----freaky dancing blog

posted by Tom @ 4:00 AM 10 comments

this is my little brother.... not that anyone cares, i just am figuring out this STUPID thing that you have to use to post pictures
redorkulous

posted by Tom @ 10:29 PM 8 comments

Hey Everyone

Hey everyone! If you have plans for October 30th, cancel them!! If you dont, then let me make them for you. On October 30th there will be the best music show in months....no..... years!(sorry alex proctologist) thats right, for the low low price of only 5 dollars you can experience six hours of the best music from around the lakes area....its an extravaganza!!!.....dont want to be there for all six hours? well come later on for the last two totally excellent headlining acts, Hollow Ground, and The Newmans (2004 Battle of the Bands' second runners up.....toot, toot) I, as drummer of the Newmans, can tell you that there will be some wicked sweet newly written music to be played there. Where's "there" you ask? Well, ill tell you! It is going to be at the Deerwood Auditorium .......in beautiful downtown Deerwood!.... now i know what you are thinking...."uhhhh... i dont want to go all the way to Deerwood....boohoo..." well guess what...its only like ten minutes out of brainerd... ill pay for your gas....jk....anyways, its not that far away and its gonna be fricking awesome and well worth it... thats right COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE ANNUAL DEERWOOD HALLOWEEN AWESOME-FEST.... YOU WONT REGRET IT.....................................................................seriously.

posted by Tom @ 12:32 AM 4 comments

im looking forward to skiing again, look its me who knows when.
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posted by driller. @ 9:04 PM 6 comments

cram it celebs!

you let me down, all of you. im sick of the media. i say if you can be heard by thousands and aren't a politician than I shouldn't have to listen to your crap.

why Tim Robbins, why?
"What I find the most frustrating is being labeled political because I really don't think that I am."
puh.
"I'd define a political person as someone that acts in a way for his one self-benefit and not for the benefit of others."
yup, are you one of them?
"If you've got something to say about me, say it to my face. And then we'll either talk about it or fight about it."
non-violent Robbins, that's real nice, i love your movies can we meet?
http://www.celiberal.com/showCeliberal.php?id=4

you to DCFC and conor?
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4040

Eminem, um i really don't care, no one listens to you anyway. I'm glad im not associated with you.

Hey CNN, im going to be a huge news producer and you better clean up your act.


I realize there are conservatives in the media too, however, they are nice. wait, they control the media? pshhh. i don't know if they are censoring things or not, that's the point. zoip! the real deal is that i know both sides can be jerks, i just don't like it in the media. I don't care what side it is.

p.s. i dont want to talk politics, thats not what this is about, celebs just need to cram it no matter what side they are on.

posted by driller. @ 1:52 AM 4 comments

Oh you whale.
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posted by driller. @ 1:03 AM 4 comments

Cross-ing over...

As prompted be my cousin Erin, I dug out this old cross-stitch of mine. I made it when I was in YMCA swimming, wore windsuits, and was the "Doozer," master of disaster. A flood of nostalgia coupled with happiness came over me. When I found this relic of my childhood I suddenly remembered events and feelings I couldn't have otherwise recalled. These memories were all accompanied by emotions much I had as a child. Happiness was part of everything which crossed my mind. No dislike or dissatisfaction. All from a cross-stitch I barely remembered.

Once I allowed my mind to move forward suddenly I was taken from the security of my own self.
What happened between now and becoming a teenager? I think back to even a few weeks ago and don't remember any events with ease. What I do remember is everything bad that I had to deal with. Things that I am not satisfied with or people who don't seem to get it. My memories fit my perception of the world.

My memories are a part of me, can I not then look upon them to influence my impressions?

what's your favorite land mammal?

posted by driller. @ 1:01 AM 5 comments

um, i'm to lazy to write anything so here is a picture of a bass... ... ...
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posted by driller. @ 7:12 PM 10 comments