Drill Bits

better safe than sorry

tom says:
back
Andrew says:
only five minutes
tom says:
dang
Andrew says:
sorry
tom says:
new record
tom says:
no
Andrew says:
nice
tom says:
thats good
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
so
tom says:
heres the routine
Andrew says:
ok
tom says:
you might want to get a beverage
Andrew says:
i will
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
hld on
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
mmm
Andrew says:
wild cherry pepsi
tom says:
nice
tom says:
ok
tom says:
here we go
tom says:
so
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i go down there
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open the door
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go to the stall
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kick it open
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go in
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kick it shut
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grab a piece of toilette paper
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use it to lock the stall door
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throw it in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
wipe off the seat thouroughly
tom says:
thoroughly?
tom says:
anyway
tom says:
throw that tp in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
about 20 inches long
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fold it in half
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put it on the front of the left side of the seat
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repeat for the right side
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then, i grab a 16 inch piece
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fold it in half
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put it on the back left
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repeat for the right
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then i grab on more piece of tp
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and put it into the bowl, to ensure no splashing
Andrew says:
wait
tom says:
what
Andrew says:
wouldn't the tp allreaady in the toilet prevent any of the splaching of the water?
tom says:
no, cuz its kinda balled up
tom says:
this pne is nice and flat
Andrew says:
oh
Andrew says:
isee
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
anyways
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so i sit and do my business
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then i fluch the toilette with my foot
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grap some tp
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grab*
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and open the stall lock with it
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kick open the stall door
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this is where it gets complicated
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i take the tp that i unlocked the stall door with and go to the paper towel dispencer and get about 5 inches
tom says:
i tear that off and dispence about 5 more inches and leave it
Andrew says:
no way
tom says:
i take the first five inches, and turn on the faucet with it, then i get one hand wet, go to the soap, dispence some soap on the wet hand with the five inches of paper towel
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then i throw away that paper towel
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the water is already running, so i wash my hands
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and leave the water on
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i go to the paper towel dispencer, and get the five inches that i had left for myself previously
Andrew says:
and
tom says:
i use that to shut off the water, and then i use it to dispence enough paper towel to dry my hands
Andrew says:
yipes
tom says:
i dry my hands
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and then take the paper towel that i dries my hands with and open the bathroom door with it
tom says:
as i exit, i turn around, toss the paper towel 10 feet into the garbage fromthe doorway while i yell "KOBE"
tom says:
then im done
Andrew says:
yipes
Andrew says:
jsut yipes
tom says:
and i do that EVERY TIME
tom says:
exactly like that
Andrew says:
are you cognizant of how wierd that is?
tom says:
yes
tom says:
i am
Andrew says:
hold on'
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
i have to have mike read this
tom says:
haha
tom says:
ok

posted by Tom @ 6:41 PM