Happy Holidays, Fellow Avid Bloggers
Looks like most of my most recent posts here were pictures of my infant baby
brother...
Nicholas (aka Sweet Clyde) is wrapping up his first semester at
college this month.
classy
five bucks says somebody reads this. and then comments. shit shit shit ass ass. eff word eff word. baba booey baba booey, Stern rules!...
"
sun's comin up,
got cakes on the griddle;
life ain't nothin
but a funny funny riddle...
thank god i'm a country boy"
- "Thank God I'm a Country Boy", John Denver, 1974
heyheyheyheyhey
Jesse Jackson is speaking here at 7:00. Wowza. If you read this drive here asap.
derby, i had no idea your people were so awesome
well, i guess you have to make money somehow...
call me childish, but come on, its funny...
part of the left arm had to be sacrificed, but i think we can all see that it was well worth it...
better safe than sorry
tom says:
back
Andrew says:
only five minutes
tom says:
dang
Andrew says:
sorry
tom says:
new record
tom says:
no
Andrew says:
nice
tom says:
thats good
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
so
tom says:
heres the routine
Andrew says:
ok
tom says:
you might want to get a beverage
Andrew says:
i will
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
hld on
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
mmm
Andrew says:
wild cherry pepsi
tom says:
nice
tom says:
ok
tom says:
here we go
tom says:
so
tom says:
i go down there
tom says:
open the door
tom says:
go to the stall
tom says:
kick it open
tom says:
go in
tom says:
kick it shut
tom says:
grab a piece of toilette paper
tom says:
use it to lock the stall door
tom says:
throw it in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
wipe off the seat thouroughly
tom says:
thoroughly?
tom says:
anyway
tom says:
throw that tp in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
about 20 inches long
tom says:
fold it in half
tom says:
put it on the front of the left side of the seat
tom says:
repeat for the right side
tom says:
then, i grab a 16 inch piece
tom says:
fold it in half
tom says:
put it on the back left
tom says:
repeat for the right
tom says:
then i grab on more piece of tp
tom says:
and put it into the bowl, to ensure no splashing
Andrew says:
wait
tom says:
what
Andrew says:
wouldn't the tp allreaady in the toilet prevent any of the splaching of the water?
tom says:
no, cuz its kinda balled up
tom says:
this pne is nice and flat
Andrew says:
oh
Andrew says:
isee
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
anyways
tom says:
so i sit and do my business
tom says:
then i fluch the toilette with my foot
tom says:
grap some tp
tom says:
grab*
tom says:
and open the stall lock with it
tom says:
kick open the stall door
tom says:
this is where it gets complicated
tom says:
i take the tp that i unlocked the stall door with and go to the paper towel dispencer and get about 5 inches
tom says:
i tear that off and dispence about 5 more inches and leave it
Andrew says:
no way
tom says:
i take the first five inches, and turn on the faucet with it, then i get one hand wet, go to the soap, dispence some soap on the wet hand with the five inches of paper towel
tom says:
then i throw away that paper towel
tom says:
the water is already running, so i wash my hands
tom says:
and leave the water on
tom says:
i go to the paper towel dispencer, and get the five inches that i had left for myself previously
Andrew says:
and
tom says:
i use that to shut off the water, and then i use it to dispence enough paper towel to dry my hands
Andrew says:
yipes
tom says:
i dry my hands
tom says:
and then take the paper towel that i dries my hands with and open the bathroom door with it
tom says:
as i exit, i turn around, toss the paper towel 10 feet into the garbage fromthe doorway while i yell "KOBE"
tom says:
then im done
Andrew says:
yipes
Andrew says:
jsut yipes
tom says:
and i do that EVERY TIME
tom says:
exactly like that
Andrew says:
are you cognizant of how wierd that is?
tom says:
yes
tom says:
i am
Andrew says:
hold on'
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
i have to have mike read this
tom says:
haha
tom says:
ok
Here you are. I cropped it.
pretty
ironic, or fitting?...
so recently ive been listening to this really great german dance/techno/trance music while i study to help myself concentrate, and i think its working quite well.............................................................................................
well,
WE'LL SEE...TWO QUIZZES ON THURSDAY......
ooh ooh
Yeah, I bought him that sweater. Yeah, I know, I
am a good brother...
What's the deal, why do I like these so much right now?...
pretty
well, i guess you have to make money somehow...
part of the left arm had to be sacrificed, but i think we can all see that it was well worth it...
Yeah, I bought him that sweater. Yeah, I know, I am a good brother...
