Drill Bits

you know, ive found many of these rediculous blogs now, and ive found five things that they all have in common, and before i divulge what these five things are, id like you all to know that i totally sense a huge conspiracy. its like the blog matrix. they are just manufactured blogs to make us all think that there are tons of blogs and that blogging is cool. anyways, the five things are as follows:
1) they are all full of redorkulous spellings and stupid made up words
Example (this was taken from the latest of what i like to call "Matrix Blogs")
"watchh yourr hands=/watchh yourr hands=/watchh yourr hands=/.............wait, what?????

Good lord..........it gets scarier all the time...that (above) is not what was in the blog, it just said that when i tried to copy and paste from the blog.......i want my mommy......

well, the evil matrix foiled my first example....

2) they all have lots of pink in them (pink backgrounds with hearts and whatnot)

3) they all have really lame (to the point of absolutely creepy) background music, always some sappy piano and violin duo

4) they all have really dumb phrases on them that are supposed to be inspirational, but only seem meaningful to 400lb white trash women...examples: "some people come into our lives and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never the same" and "you love simply because you cannot help it" (what?) and "some things in life are worth waiting for... even if it means waiting forever"

5) (this is the main reason i suspect a conspiracy/ the matrix)... for some extremely strange reason that makes no sense, on every one of these blogs, the alleged "blogger" is always complaining about exams, not tests, not finals, not quizzes, EXAMS. i think ive found the flaw in the matrix.........

please observe, for yourself, the latest MatrixBlog...

http://l0ved-.blogspot.com/

posted by Tom @ 10:52 PM