Sunday, October 23, 2005

derby, i had no idea your people were so awesome

well, i guess you have to make money somehow...

Saturday, October 22, 2005

call me childish, but come on, its funny...

part of the left arm had to be sacrificed, but i think we can all see that it was well worth it...

better safe than sorry

tom says:
back
Andrew says:
only five minutes
tom says:
dang
Andrew says:
sorry
tom says:
new record
tom says:
no
Andrew says:
nice
tom says:
thats good
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
so
tom says:
heres the routine
Andrew says:
ok
tom says:
you might want to get a beverage
Andrew says:
i will
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
hld on
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
mmm
Andrew says:
wild cherry pepsi
tom says:
nice
tom says:
ok
tom says:
here we go
tom says:
so
tom says:
i go down there
tom says:
open the door
tom says:
go to the stall
tom says:
kick it open
tom says:
go in
tom says:
kick it shut
tom says:
grab a piece of toilette paper
tom says:
use it to lock the stall door
tom says:
throw it in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
wipe off the seat thouroughly
tom says:
thoroughly?
tom says:
anyway
tom says:
throw that tp in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
about 20 inches long
tom says:
fold it in half
tom says:
put it on the front of the left side of the seat
tom says:
repeat for the right side
tom says:
then, i grab a 16 inch piece
tom says:
fold it in half
tom says:
put it on the back left
tom says:
repeat for the right
tom says:
then i grab on more piece of tp
tom says:
and put it into the bowl, to ensure no splashing
Andrew says:
wait
tom says:
what
Andrew says:
wouldn't the tp allreaady in the toilet prevent any of the splaching of the water?
tom says:
no, cuz its kinda balled up
tom says:
this pne is nice and flat
Andrew says:
oh
Andrew says:
isee
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
anyways
tom says:
so i sit and do my business
tom says:
then i fluch the toilette with my foot
tom says:
grap some tp
tom says:
grab*
tom says:
and open the stall lock with it
tom says:
kick open the stall door
tom says:
this is where it gets complicated
tom says:
i take the tp that i unlocked the stall door with and go to the paper towel dispencer and get about 5 inches
tom says:
i tear that off and dispence about 5 more inches and leave it
Andrew says:
no way
tom says:
i take the first five inches, and turn on the faucet with it, then i get one hand wet, go to the soap, dispence some soap on the wet hand with the five inches of paper towel
tom says:
then i throw away that paper towel
tom says:
the water is already running, so i wash my hands
tom says:
and leave the water on
tom says:
i go to the paper towel dispencer, and get the five inches that i had left for myself previously
Andrew says:
and
tom says:
i use that to shut off the water, and then i use it to dispence enough paper towel to dry my hands
Andrew says:
yipes
tom says:
i dry my hands
tom says:
and then take the paper towel that i dries my hands with and open the bathroom door with it
tom says:
as i exit, i turn around, toss the paper towel 10 feet into the garbage fromthe doorway while i yell "KOBE"
tom says:
then im done
Andrew says:
yipes
Andrew says:
jsut yipes
tom says:
and i do that EVERY TIME
tom says:
exactly like that
Andrew says:
are you cognizant of how wierd that is?
tom says:
yes
tom says:
i am
Andrew says:
hold on'
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
i have to have mike read this
tom says:
haha
tom says:
ok


Here you are. I cropped it.
pretty

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

ironic, or fitting?...

so recently ive been listening to this really great german dance/techno/trance music while i study to help myself concentrate, and i think its working quite well.............................................................................................


well,
WE'LL SEE...TWO QUIZZES ON THURSDAY......

Monday, October 17, 2005

ooh ooh

Yeah, I bought him that sweater. Yeah, I know, I am a good brother...

Thursday, October 13, 2005


What's the deal, why do I like these so much right now?...
pretty

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

School play

St.Olaf just did a 24 hour play.
1. It's not what it seems.
2. It's actually a group of kids that get together and write, direct, build, do whatever, and act in a play all within 24 hours.
3. Anyone up for it? Please... I'll be home this weekend, but that’s a little late notice if we want to make a big deal out of it. Either way I want to do it.


Whatever hapened to the word counter on the profiles?

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Das Ende.

Frisbee is over.

BTW, I'm on an ultimate frisbee team, well, I was. The playoffs were today and our record was 2-3, so we got a bad seed. We lost like 10-1, not a good end, but a very fun season.

Soccer is in a few weeks, I think I might join another loosing team, just to stay in shape.

Fall Concert!!!!

Those of you that were going to come here really missed out. The show was amazing.

People in Planes opened the show. I liked their music a lot, this was my first exposure to them and I'm a big fan. I liked to lead singer and the heavy hits the most. A lot of kids showed up late so it took a while for the crowd to get fun. Actually, it took a long time, it wasn't until (I)NC came on that it got lively. International Noise Conspiracy was SO FUN, the entire band was off the meat rack. They were such great performers, and soooo Swedish. There was so much energy when they got on stage. All of them had matching --amazing and really euro 80's-- clothes, and danced, and moved, and ROCKED. They are really good live, really good. I like their music soooo much more just from seeing them perform it, they were intense. Lots of people liked them more than the headliner which was the much more well known Bravery. After the excitement of (I)NC i didn't even care about the Bravery. Until I heard the synths. I heard one little sequence during the sound check and I was pumped. So was everyone else. The crowd was way into it after being rocked earlier and moved tons. Nevertheless, I don’t really like the vocals in the bravery... The music is pretty good, fun, but not that interesting all of the time... Although no matter how many times I hear Honest Mistake I'll always love it. And live it was sweet. Also the Bravery had an amazing light set up, very professional, they are getting big-time. So the show was 100% fun, I danced more than at any other show, and they all did a great job. It’s a shame that everyone I know couldn't come.

BTW (I)NC is overthrowing capitalism the sexy way. Dennis loves to gyrate those hips. He even showed the crowd how to dance (which is something that he is amazing at, along with singing...)

P.S. I LOVE SYNTHS

Friday, October 07, 2005

suck-tacular

so last night me and a few dorm buddies entered a halo2 tournament. we figured that we'd get beat pretty bad because we werent rediculously good like the other 60 people there, but we didnt know it would be as bad as it was. so, there were these guys arguing about who beat halo on legendary more times and in less time and with one arm tied behind their back and while hanging upside down and while stoned and with their eyes closed and underwater and while performing heart surgery and while reciting the alphabet backwards. it turned out that we played against them first round and got beat 21-50. oh well, at least i got to go back to my dorm and study for the chemistry test that i probly failed this morning.