Halloween Banana Time
I need a costume idea, and it must be sweet. I just ate a banana in the dark. Bad idea. You know those nasty brown spots. I didn't eat one, but I ate something worse, it was like scaly and, well, brown. It was thick and -make me barf- tasting. It ruined my banana time. I don't want to be banana for Halloween.I think I'll freewrite something.. All lapses in diction, syntax, bla, and makesensory are to be expected. I'm going to write this fast.
I would like to try some nutmeg right now, I forget were it comes from or what it tastes like. Eating it would solve one of these problems. I want pumpkin pie, I think there is probably nutmeg in that and its good. So about Halloween, boooooo. Ummmm nurrrrrr, um blsdds. Im tired and tired. To much rocking and not enough rocking. If I had a beard I would condition it lots and lots, then blowdry it, and comb it. Do you think anyone makes a beardcap like a showercap for a beard? I suppose it would only be necessary for permed beards or something like that. latermmmm, to the moooooon!
posted by driller. @ 1:19 AM
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I have a story about fruit, only it is about apples.
One day I ate a Red Delicious Apple. A few hours later, I went to eat another one, but the Red Delicious ones were all gone so I got a Fuji instead and destemmed it and it tasted horrible, after I had gone through all that trouble getting it and getting apple juice on my hands. So I yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with this!" and I threw the digusting Fuji at the kitchen wall and it burst and apple juice was everywhere. Then my mom came in and gave me a lecture on "kitchen manners" and after that she just cut my apples in fourths for me. So I guess some good came out of it.
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