Tuesday, July 12, 2005

The Triumphant Return


of shameless plugging...

Attention extensive fanbase:

The Newmans' long awaited debut album is all but finished. A few finishing touches, mixing, mastering, copying, and producing are all that remain before this hot disc can be in your hands. 9 (maybe 10) sweet tracks of pure babymakin music cut for your satisfaction, pleasure, and enjoyment. Price is a firm $7.00.

13 Comments:

At 9:59 AM, Blogger J0hn said...

Good thing I get paid today.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Josh said...

Please tell me this CD is titled "JD brings the fuckin' rock."

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Tom said...

lets get something straight. "JD" is the one who shows up 5 hours late to band practice, only to write a bassline to what me and jake already effing wrote. Joe wrote 2 of 9 songs on the album, FYI. dont get me wrong, hes brilliant when it comes to music, but credit where credit is due, right?

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Tom said...

oh, and, just to clear this up, on the CD, Joe, Jake and I bring the fuckin rock, in fact, much more than $7 dollars worth of rock. so, if the fear of "buyers remorse" is holding you back, let me assure you to fear not.

 
At 11:01 PM, Blogger Josh said...

No need to be so defensive. I totally believe what you said about JD. Still, you have to admit that when it comes to bringing the fuckin' rock, it is usually him. I mean come on, he listens to Mudvayne.

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger Tom said...

ok, if bringin the fuckin' rock is getting very stoned and then letting loose a string of eff-bombs at a show in the highschool, then yes, he brings it more often, but also, let me remind you that mudvayne is joes third favorite right now, behind John Mayer and Miles Davis.

and, i wasn't trying to be defensive, its just that your comment brought back memories of walking down the hallway with scott williams after the senior banquet and having all sorts of people say "hey, nice job at the banquet, scott!"; when, the whole time that me, matt g, scott, and jake were practicing for the banquet, i would be simultaneously playing drums and giving scott signals for where his singing parts were because he couldnt remember them.

ahh, the life of a drummer. maybe i need more tats, like travis barker, i mean, hes got his own TV show...

**side note: obviously scott DID do a nice job at the banquet, i was simply trying to illustrate how underappreaciated drummers often are, so dont jump all over me for being am attention whore or something. gosh.

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Tom said...

what day? thursday?

 
At 12:51 AM, Blogger Erik said...

Is that girl wearing a Showstoppers shirt in the front row of that picture? I-N-T-L baby!!

And I'm out.

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger Jason said...

You guys remind me of the Beatles. Remember, the band that broke up because of the tenions between John Lennon and Ringo Starr (the drummer). Don't let Yosho Ono happen to you!

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Tom said...

1) it was yoKO ono,

2) there is tension between joe day and any normally functioning person in society when working together in close quarters, regaurdless of whether there is some saigon whore involved or not...

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger Tom said...

haha
regaurding
lolololololololololololololol

 
At 2:14 AM, Blogger Jason said...

Okay, I'm an idiot.

On a business note, this music has been proclaimed "babymakin." My question is:

Will this music make babies on its own, or will some effort from myself be needed?

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger Tom said...

from anyone else, "Okay, I'm an idiot" may seem totally plausible and appropriate at times, but from you, it just cant help but come off just a little sarcastic...

anyways, at one point in the recording process, the music just started making babies, it was that good. we had to tame it just a little for legal reasons, it seems not everyone wants the bastard child of rock and roll. so, although it does greatly encourage the baby making process, by listening to it, you are in no IMMEDIATE danger of becoming a father.

 

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