come to this sweet party. you MUST wear black and white or i'll break a pool cue on your face. there will be lasers and fog and crazy stuff. if you are reading this you are invited, unless you are insane, i don't know you, you don't deal well with others, or you are old (old is like 30 you college loosers).
David, I'll be there if I have to fight through the forces of Mephisto, Diablo and Baal... COMBINED. Damn, I've done it before, I'll do it again. A triumphant return of the tremendous trio, _Gaurdian_, Demonblight and NamekGuardian. Woot, go us.
David, once you have stared down a Korean 1v1, you know you are ready for anything. You have to take a long, deep look at your soul and reflect on everything you have done, and everything you might do and decide if you are ready to give it all one long, last farewell. You must understand that your life may as well be meaningless once you engage in mortal combat with this Korean, for not many surive, and even less come out unchanged. If you are willing to accept the feebleness of it all, you may just have enough l33t in your blood to take it to the next level. Once you do this, you must conquer all that scares you -- and then more. Upon completing these tasks, you still have to fight a lvl 99 Barb with stormshield and a 400 dmg sword that is just begging to be whirlwinded across your weak armor. Nothing can stand up to a haxxored out l33t korean barb. He will pwn you, almost positively. After this, if your character is standing bloodied over the corpse of the mighty Korean, triumphant, you can consider yourself the pwnage. A pool cue just isn't scary anymore once you have done what I have done.
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come to this sweet party. you MUST wear black and white or i'll break a pool cue on your face. there will be lasers and fog and crazy stuff. if you are reading this you are invited, unless you are insane, i don't know you, you don't deal well with others, or you are old (old is like 30 you college loosers).
since it is two-tone, will ska be served?
aka
what will be the dance music
i like the look of the invite how long did it take you good sir.
this is SO laguna beach by the way.
the invite didn't take that long realy, i likes it.
and there will only be 1-2 ska songs...
OH YEAH YOU HATE SKA
DEATH TO THE THIRD WAVE
what about blue sunglasses? the invitation leads me to believe that i can wear blue sunglasses.
you get to wear one colored accesory, as long as it is small...and sunglasses.
David, I'll be there if I have to fight through the forces of Mephisto, Diablo and Baal... COMBINED. Damn, I've done it before, I'll do it again. A triumphant return of the tremendous trio, _Gaurdian_, Demonblight and NamekGuardian. Woot, go us.
death to the haxxors
pkpkpkpkpkpkpk act1 googogogogogog BABA
David, once you have stared down a Korean 1v1, you know you are ready for anything. You have to take a long, deep look at your soul and reflect on everything you have done, and everything you might do and decide if you are ready to give it all one long, last farewell. You must understand that your life may as well be meaningless once you engage in mortal combat with this Korean, for not many surive, and even less come out unchanged. If you are willing to accept the feebleness of it all, you may just have enough l33t in your blood to take it to the next level. Once you do this, you must conquer all that scares you -- and then more. Upon completing these tasks, you still have to fight a lvl 99 Barb with stormshield and a 400 dmg sword that is just begging to be whirlwinded across your weak armor. Nothing can stand up to a haxxored out l33t korean barb. He will pwn you, almost positively. After this, if your character is standing bloodied over the corpse of the mighty Korean, triumphant, you can consider yourself the pwnage. A pool cue just isn't scary anymore once you have done what I have done.
dork.
Did I say 400 dmg? I meant 700 with like 13% life leach on the sword alone.
dual leech omg gosu
I think pink is a more appropriate color.
tom stop being such a crabby pants.
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I am going to stand outside your garage and protest.
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Uuuh... no... Whatever David.
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Tom, you NEED to come. I need a protest buddy. You and David can make up after the protesting is done with and the party has begun (or is it an?).
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wtfrigg
sorry no more public drama
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